The Darkest Day Of The Year

from The Darkest Day Of The Year by Andy Dick

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lyrics

I was born on the darkest day of the year
Which means I was born on the longest night of the year
To a little girl who didn’t want me and a daddy who dissapeared

Well I burn so bright that the night doesn’t stand a chance
Yes, I burn so bright that the night doesn’t have a chance
I’m gonna walk in that courtroom and you know I’m gonna drop my pants

You’ll see I’m so well hung that it will fill your heart with fear
Yeah I’m so well hung it shall fill that judges heart with fear
But it’s so damned pretty it can turn a straight boy queer

Well you say I’m gay but I’m so much more than that
Yeah you may say that I’m gay but I’m so much more than that
Lock up your mama and lock up your sister and lock up your grandma and her cat
Mroowr

‘Cause I’m Doctor Dick and I got my rubber gloves on
Your looking at Doctor Dick and I’m pulling my rubber gloves on
Step into my centrifuge and I’ll spin you ‘til the dawn
(then I’m gone, spin it bitch)

SOLO

I was born on the darkest day of the year
Yes I was born on the shortest day of the year
It’s a long cold night and that’s the only thing I fear
Yes it’s a long dark night so come on over here
It’s a long cold night so come on over here
Come on baby.
Come on.
Gotchya

credits

from The Darkest Day Of The Year, released January 13, 2009
Lisa Jenio: backing vocals
Willie Wisely: electric guitar
Billy Hawn: conga, bongos, tamborine, tomtom, vibroslap
Tommy Barbarella: Hammond organ
Lili Haydn: electric violin
Petur Smith: drums
Produced & engineered by Willie Wisely & Ryan Perez-Daple
Mixed & Mastered by Willie Wisely
Executive Producer: Andras Jones
Additional Engineering: Tommy Barbarella
Recorded at: Weepah Way & Billy Hawn’s Studio, Los Angeles, CA, The Garden, Minneapolis, MN, USA
Written by Andy Dick, Andras Jones, & Willie Wisely
Cover Art by Japa
© & ℗ 2009.Ella Records