Fountain Of Youth

from The Darkest Day Of The Year by Andy Dick

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lyrics

I am poking windmills like a drunk conquistador
Whose this nice caucasian dragging my ass oput the door
My auto’s at full throttle leaving Barney’s Beanery
Ignored instructions on the bottle ‘bout heavy machinery
I’ve got a reputation for being uncouth
But my final destination will be the fountain of youth

Once I knew a grip he died from eating pigs
Should’ve stayed a hippie sucking bark and twigs
So jog your little hearst out do yoga till you drop
Ask your guru for a hand out, he’ll take your lollipop
If she could take the pain away she would wave hert wand and poof
Edna St. Vincent Malay drowning in the fountain of youth

Looking at your face should I stay or should I go
You’re staring off in space how the hell am i to know
I’ve lost all my grace I can’t fight your undertow
Here I go

Crush a thousand ants to fill a drop or bottle full
Now there’s fire in my pants to heat up my testicles
All the signs are pointing to that box covered in dirt
You can live forever but you know it’s going to hurt
When they made the pudding they forgot to add the proof
That’s why we really shouldn’t be looking for the fountain of youth

The fountain of youth
The fountain of youth
The fountain of youth
The fountain of youth

credits

from The Darkest Day Of The Year, released January 13, 2009
Andy Dick: lead vocal
Willie Wisely: backing vocals, horn arrangement, synthesizer, bass, tamborine
Shmushkin: acoustic guitar, backing vocal
Mike Ruekberg: backing vocals
Tim Walsh: electric guitar
Petur Smith: drums
Michael Stever: trumpet
Ryan Perez-Daple: alto & tenor saxophone, claps
Engineer: Willie Wisely, Ryan Perez-Daple & Michael Stever
Produced & engineered by Willie Wisely & Ryan Perez-Daple
Executive Producer: Andras Jones
Mixed & Mastered by Willie Wisely
Recorded at: Weepah Way & Emesis Music, Los Angeles, CA, USA
Written by Andy Dick, Andras Jones, & Willie Wisely
Cover Art by Japa
© & ℗ 2009.Ella Records